October 16 2011 Sunday at 02:27 PM

How to Tie an Ascot

Not an item or the faint of heart; however, for those who do not take themselves too seriously, it is a very comfortable alternative to a tie, and a warm alternative to a bare neck. A great casual solution for clammy evenings, best used in conjunction with a pervy moustache. A better way to say “debonair degenerate” has yet to be found by this author.

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This tutorial is graciously on loan to Duchess by the esteemed Lord Whimsy. We highly recommend checking out his blog and other resources.