October 16 2011 Sunday at 02:14 PM

The Merovingian

The only worthwhile thing about the science fiction film in which it appeared. Use the thin end of the tie to execute this inverted, doubled-up WINDSOR. One tucks into the knot’s previous passes at the end. Socially precarious, given its origin, but every overweight, ponytailed virgin it encounters will find it quite “kew-wel.”

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This tutorial is graciously on loan to Duchess by the esteemed Lord Whimsy. We highly recommend checking out his blog and other resources.